i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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