Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This baby is an asshole
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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