Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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