I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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