Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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