it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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