would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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