i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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