I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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