He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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