For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
