Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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