i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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