So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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