At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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