After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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