too bad you live with your parents still
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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