Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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