Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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