a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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