We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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