Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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