fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
is wine microwaveable?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
