No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
