u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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