Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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