Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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