I'm going to jail i love you
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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