there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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