It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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