girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
