IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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