Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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