My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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