I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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