He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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