Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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