it wasn't lemon gatorade
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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