he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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