i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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