super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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