I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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