Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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