i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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