we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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