You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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