Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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