just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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