Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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