i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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