we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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