i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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