We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
